Commando

This is the Bollywood ninja movie with sound track from Star Wars, portions of plot from Where Eagles Dare, disappearing and reappearing subtitles, and a car with a ‘Boxing’ option.

Remembering that the plot really doesn’t matter helps when the subtitles disappear. The general idea is that the ‘Commando’ is in love with the boss’s daughter. Hijinks ensue as they pursue their romance.

First, they have to get to know each other.

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Then she invites him and his coworkers to her birthday party.

buffetrotating cakedancing boys

That could have gone better.

commandois this the same commando Dad isn’t pleased.



My car doesn’t have these options.

boxingskiddingtake offparachutefogoil

fireflying car

Ninjas!

introducing ninjacomplete ninjared ninja confrontninja training
never seen a terroristdangerous womankill them allcastle lair



I have no idea what the actual dialog might have been on this scene. I suspect this was a rather literal translation.

bag of money